PatRe: Choke
April 20th 2008 03:00
I recently wrote a blog entry about popular Chuck Palahniuk book Choke. I made some disparaging comments about this particular book and encouraged those people who enjoyed reading that particular book to stop frequenting this particular blog.
Here are the internet traffic statistics of this blog as a result of my last blog entry:
STATISTICS FROM THE SEVEN (7) DAYS PRIOR TO POSTING THE 'CHOKE' BLOG ENTRY
Hits: 2,591
Unique visitors: 486
Advertising revenue: $51.12
STATISTICS FROM THE SEVEN (7) DAYS AFTER POSTING THE 'CHOKE' BLOG ENTRY
Hits: 312
Unique visitors: 89
Advertising revenue: $4.01
Summary: You can clearly see that my request for readers to stop visiting my blog has really hit home and I'm suffering financially as a direct result of my controversial opinion.
You may think that this is building up to me making some kind of apology and begging for another chance so that my previous internet traffic returns and fills the Books Are For Losers coffers with all that beautiful Goodle AdSense revenue. This couldn't be further from the truth. I am ecstatic that all of those losers have taken their custom elsewhere and I'm glad that now I'm only speaking to others on the same (extremely high) intellectual level as myself.
Thanks for your support and congratulations on finding yourself as part of the educated elite of the internet.
Here are the internet traffic statistics of this blog as a result of my last blog entry:
STATISTICS FROM THE SEVEN (7) DAYS PRIOR TO POSTING THE 'CHOKE' BLOG ENTRY
Hits: 2,591
Unique visitors: 486
Advertising revenue: $51.12
STATISTICS FROM THE SEVEN (7) DAYS AFTER POSTING THE 'CHOKE' BLOG ENTRY
Hits: 312
Unique visitors: 89
Advertising revenue: $4.01
Summary: You can clearly see that my request for readers to stop visiting my blog has really hit home and I'm suffering financially as a direct result of my controversial opinion.
You may think that this is building up to me making some kind of apology and begging for another chance so that my previous internet traffic returns and fills the Books Are For Losers coffers with all that beautiful Goodle AdSense revenue. This couldn't be further from the truth. I am ecstatic that all of those losers have taken their custom elsewhere and I'm glad that now I'm only speaking to others on the same (extremely high) intellectual level as myself.
Thanks for your support and congratulations on finding yourself as part of the educated elite of the internet.
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Comment by Kim L
Diving About
Not to worry, you will build a new legion of loyal fans and probably only lose half of them with your next disparaging diatribe.
It's natural selection happening right on your blog!!!
Comment by Luke
Book Club
Old Movies
Cane Toad Warrior
i am retiring from one of my blogs and have let a new guy who i am 'mentoring' take it over for a little while, check it out it's the old movies one.
Comment by Pat
Books Are For Losers
Luke, I'll take a look!