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Review of the Review entitled 'Hunters of Dune & Sandworms of Dune'

January 29th 2008 12:22
Greetings and welcome to my review of the WORST of the WEB.

Today's topic is a book review of the recent sci-fi offerings in the Dune series - Hunters of Dune and Sandworms of Dune.

Link to the review: Really Long Link

Here are my criticisms in no particular order:

1. The first three paragraphs, which make up about a third of the review, are about different books than the ones being reviewed. I would suggest that the author learns to FOCUS. Why would I read this review if I wanted to read about something else?! BIZARRE.

2. Clumsy, clumsy, clumsy. So many awkward sentences. I don't think the author managed to use a comma correctly ONCE. Don't get me started on the compulsive and improper use of brackets. What's wrong with a new sentence? Nothing. This is an annoying literary device.

3. No discussion of the plot or characters in way, shape or form. If I didn't know what Dune was all about, this review would mean NOTHING to me. It's basically the author's diary entry about him/her reading the book. No one wants to read that GARBAGE.

4. Absolutely no direction. The review JUMPS all over the PLACE. It's as if the author simply started typing. I know that PLANNING is a dirty word in these heady modern times, but the author needs to seriously reassess how he/she approaches writing.

5. The ending is NOT cute. The author probably thought it would be a fun little way to end the review. No one enjoys being disappointed, and instead of telling us about what the author INTENDED to do, the author simply should have DONE it. Appalling.

6. UNPROFESSIONAL. I know this is only a blog. I don't care. If you want to be a professional writer, then write in a professional manner. If you want to stay being an amateur, then keep on writing like an amateur. I see this same MISTAKE being made over and over, and people simply just don't get it.

Overall, this review is worth a measly 1.5 out of 10. Very little by way of redeeming qualities. I would not recommend reading anything further by this author unless something DRASTIC is changed about how he/she goes about his/her craft.
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Comment by Anonymous

January 30th 2008 21:30
This is a very Dave Eggers thing to do

Comment by Luke

February 1st 2008 01:24

Comment by Harry

February 4th 2008 00:06
Now we just need someone to review your review of the review.

Comment by Pat

February 4th 2008 00:26
Sure thing, but please be nice because this review of my review means a lot more to me than the original review (which sucked).

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