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Ulysses

September 23rd 2008 11:43
This book is tremendous! I can't believe I waited this long to write a review about what is probably one of the best books that I have ever read. For those of you who haven't had the privilege of taking in this delightful work by James Joyce, then I can not emphasise strongly enough how much it will be worth your time to go out and buy it. Today.

Ulysses


This review will proceed in the following way:

1. Plot synopsis;
2. Analysis of themes prominent throughout;
3. Discussion of main characters and their relationships;
4. Relationship between Ulysses and the Odyssey;
5. Conclusion;

PART ONE

Stephen Dedalus spends the early morning hours of June 16, 1904, remaining aloof from his mocking friend, Buck Mulligan, and Buck's English acquaintance, Haines. As Stephen leaves for work, Buck orders him to leave the house key and meet them at the pub at 12:30. Stephen resents Buck.

Around 10:00 A.M., Stephen teaches a history lesson to his class at Garrett Deasy's boys' school. After class, Stephen meets with Deasy to receive his wages. The narrow-minded and prejudiced Deasy lectures Stephen on life. Stephen agrees to take Deasy's editorial letter about cattle disease to acquaintances at the newspaper.

Stephen spends the remainder of his morning walking alone on Sandymount Strand, thinking critically about his younger self and about perception. He composes a poem in his head and writes it down on a scrap torn from Deasy's letter.

At 8:00 A.M. the same morning, Leopold Bloom fixes breakfast and brings his wife her mail and breakfast in bed. One of her letters is from Molly's concert tour manager, Blazes Boylan (Bloom suspects he is also Molly's lover)—Boylan will visit at 4:00 this afternoon. Bloom returns downstairs, reads a letter from their daughter, Milly, then goes to the outhouse.

At 10:00 A.M., Bloom picks up an amorous letter from the post office—he is corresponding with a woman named Martha Clifford under the pseudonym Henry Flower. He reads the tepid letter, ducks briefly into a church, then orders Molly's lotion from the pharmacist. He runs into Bantam Lyons, who mistakenly gets the impression that Bloom is giving him a tip on the horse Throwaway in the afternoon's Gold Cup race.

Around 11:00 A.M., Bloom rides with Simon Dedalus (Stephen's father), Martin Cunningham, and Jack Power to the funeral of Paddy Dignam. The men treat Bloom as somewh...

Ok, that's enough legitimate (stolen) information to trick people into coming here to read this review. Now that I have your attention, I'd just like to say that this book is unreadable and if you are a person who has read it and enjoyed it, then your drab little life is beyond pathetic.

Suicide would be a good option, but before you do, I'd just like to thank you for spending your last few moments on earth reading my poorly planned website.

:^)
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Comment by Norm

September 23rd 2008 12:59
Do you know where I can get in touch with Dr. Nitschke?

Comment by Norm

September 23rd 2008 13:22
It's a little irresponsible of you not to provide his details.

Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

September 23rd 2008 15:07
Do you know if James Joyce is one of Norm's pseudonyms?

Comment by Norm

September 23rd 2008 22:47
I went around to Dr Nitschke's like you said, pat.
He told me, in no uncertain terms, to drop dead.
I said, that's easy for you to say, you're a doctor.
He said that Medicare would cover it if I had a card.
Do you know where I can get a Medicare card?

There's no way on earth I go by the name Joyce.
Except every third Saturday.




Comment by Pat

September 27th 2008 08:31
Thanks for the bewildering feedback 'Norm'.

Comment by Norm

September 27th 2008 23:24

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